After extensive research a professor from Manchester University has made the startling discovery that rich people live longer. Well bravo to you mister professor; please award yourself a purple star. All this time I thought it was to do with having a better education and growing up in the country and eating high quality food and receiving private health care that did it. It’s such a relief that I only have to become rich and I will live longer. Oh, and he also discovered that poor people get depressed more than rich people. Well fancy! When I heard that I nearly choked on my fishbone and turnip leaf soup. Anyway, I did a bit of research myself and found that babies cry, the world is not flat and if you eat beans you fart, so that's gotta be worth a Nobel prize or something.